Showing posts with label Honey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Honey. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Israeli Honey...sweet, sweet, sweet...

Good Day ELEVEN morning!

My husband and I went to Israel in February for ten days to visit our dear friends, Stewart and Elizabeth, who are living there for another year+. You can read all about our trip on my blog if you'd like (use my google sidebar to google Israel) to read all about it, day by day. I still have two more posts to complete our trip, but they're coming! I promise!

Now, I must tell you that I do NOT LIKE HONEY!!! Never have! So, when going to the "Land flowing with milk and HONEY," I thought I should try some HONEY (consequently, I did NOT try the MILK). The honey was readily available. Elizabeth had a huge jar of it waiting for us. It was SO...VERY...THICK (thicker than peanut butter), and (I'm assuming they did not add crack to it) it was SO...VERY...ADDICTING! I bought a jar to bring home with me, inaccurately thinking that it would last me "forever." It lasted one week. I also must say that I am the only one who ate any of it. It was about a quart of honey. Yes, you heard me correctly. It lasted ONE...WEEK.

I begged and pleaded with my friend, Elizabeth...I cried out to her. I bullied her and threatened her. She relented. Okay, so it didn't go like that. It went something more like this:

Me: "Elizabeth, I will love you for ever and ever if you will sent me some of that sweet, sweet nectar. I will be your Bath and Bodyworks supplier if you will be my honey dealer."
Elizabeth: "I can't send glass bottles, but I can put them in rubbermaid containers, and if you will send me rubbermaid containers, because I can't get them here, I will send you honey."
Me: "You are my true hero, and I will give you a kidney, should you need one later in life and we find that I would be a perfect match..."
(For the record, I would give Elizabeth my kidney even if she refused to send honey. I love her that much)

Anyhow, if you've been following our story, you know that I cheated on DAY FIVE when I found raw (American) honey, and I decided that HONEY, for me, would be off limits.

Yesterday, my first shipment of Israeli goodness landed upon my doorstep. My daughter brought a package with that highly anticipated customs slip. Upon further examination, it was, indeed, from Elizabeth. I popped that bad boy open, and inside were TWO rubbermaid containers delicately cradling my newfound addiction. God bless rubbermaid. God bless Elizabeth.

I will enjoy that honey as my very sweet reward on May 19th!